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SAUDI ARABIA - now allowing women to drive


TAGS: arab muslim saudi
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

ughomer - January 8, 2013, 12:23 pm
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
caveman - January 7, 2013, 2:41 am
I lol'd
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 9:11 pm
What? It's funny.


AN EASIER WAY -


TAGS: snail slime doorknob iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ihavenothingtodowiththis - November 27, 2011, 1:17 am
Hey Chicka Bump Bump
champ99 - November 21, 2011, 11:17 am
5o much for that cup of coffee.
dbeatham - November 20, 2011, 12:04 pm
theres a door?
gas - November 19, 2011, 2:10 pm
OMG XD


FEMINISM - The radical belief that women are people too.


TAGS: muslim feminism radical
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

GaryO - May 4, 2013, 1:23 pm
Well nic, I didn’t think it possible, but you are starting to make even less sense. Try to have a nice day. And….try aiming at the goal of maturity, and if that fails, zero in on attempts at humor. Otherwise, you’ll just remain a bore. cheers
nicholsjoshua15 - May 4, 2013, 12:59 pm
She's a human not a computer? Do you think all women are insane feminist? There are women a=out there that are smart enough to realize that men and women are both human.
GaryO - May 4, 2013, 11:09 am
Good choice, nic. Your girlhand will never ever leave you. Might wanna watch out for that pesky carpal tunnel though.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 4, 2013, 12:24 am
My chance of wanting to be with a woman who's a Nazi are very low. I have a girlfriend and she's sane unlike Nazis. Men's Liberation will win in the end!
steve1961 - May 3, 2013, 11:53 pm
Relax. The chances of you being with an actual woman is probably pretty remote...at least until you decide to move outta yer mamma's house...
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 11:31 pm
Feminism, the radical belief that all men are selfish and evil and when a man jumps in front of a bullet to save a woman he owed her and he deserved to die anyhow. That's a fact, and anyone who disagrees with me a fascist pig.
marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:53 pm
GIL, I declare Jihad on yer arse, 5L. lol
Bovee - April 14, 2011, 1:02 pm
Amsome. haha womens rights!
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 9:49 am
I know...it struck me as funny though. I love stereotypes because they all share the commonality of only being about 10% accurate, but what a funny 10%!
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 9:49 am
we're lucky they don't declare jihad on us chauvinists!! 5
Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 9:46 am

omg gil...5o very very wrong


MUSLIM SWIMWEAR -


TAGS: good odds wife drowning allah muslim
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Viper - May 25, 2010, 8:59 pm
phukking retarded is what that is
me4891 - September 28, 2009, 5:54 pm
SPF one million


ZEUS - Weak-minded people once fervently insisted he was real too.


TAGS: god atheism christian christianity xtian xtianity zeus myth mythology religion stupid muslim jew jewish judaism
Rating: 3.02/5

More motifakes by Coberloco

Aurielius - September 2, 2015, 8:12 am
Agreed, also throw in Political Theory, Cosmology, Medicine and Mathematics.
Bah - December 1, 2009, 1:27 am
What with their inventing of logic, philosophy and science.
what? - July 14, 2009, 8:45 pm
i didnt know the greek were weak minded


real face -


TAGS: nazism muslim
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by Giulio

AdmiralAckbar - October 13, 2010, 1:43 pm
Commenting on them brings them into focus. Let the hate dissipate.
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 1:40 pm
Don't judge a site by it's extremist posters. This poster doesn't speak for all of Motifake... too.
panic8 - October 13, 2010, 1:33 pm
Don't judge a religion by it's extremists, the Pope doesn't speak for all Catholics, too!
fake - July 22, 2009, 3:12 am
you guys are not the brightest are you? Catholicism is just as bad, and there are Catholic extremists as well, look at all the problems N.Ireland has with the IRA(Irish republican army) Its Ironic you say these things jimbo.
Jimbo - January 2, 2009, 10:15 pm
It's not a Ninja. It's one of those idiots that prays to a homo***ual moron, kills people for not believing the way he does, treats women like sub-humans and it to afraid to show his stupid p****-face. Typical f***ing muslim... Hide behind something...
anonymous - November 1, 2008, 11:34 pm
yeah its khaled-san from the land of bull****religionstan
Highlord - October 7, 2008, 3:17 am
Is that a ninja?


trumping the trump -




POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Sometimes Google's needs a smoke break.


TAGS: quran muslims islam bomb blow up
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Porcelina - November 25, 2009, 10:30 am
LMAO. That's messed up. I wonder how google makes mistakes like this sometimes
Chopperliscious - November 25, 2009, 9:16 am
f***ink Brilliant! 6 Lions.
Grim R@per - November 25, 2009, 8:00 am
lol
Grim R@per - November 25, 2009, 8:00 am
lol
KDP3 - November 24, 2009, 8:37 pm
What I'd love more I got two Muslims ads at the same time.


THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.


TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics muslim pirates president fail owned
Rating: 3.27/5

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Daniel Rivers - January 18, 2011, 11:25 pm
@Derek-Yeah it was the Barbary Wars. "To the Shores of Tripoli" From the Marines Hymn is talking about this part in US History. Tripoli is in modern Lybia and US ships were being forced to pay "protection" money like the Mob does. Thommy don't play dat
Derek - August 27, 2009, 8:14 pm
Muslim pirates eh?


MUSLIM STRIPPERS - If you are lucky you may see a nose


TAGS: muslim veils
Rating: 2.63/5

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Hector - May 5, 2009, 3:59 pm
Bet she can belly dance.
LogicDude - April 16, 2009, 10:16 am
Wait...you can SEE us?
Mimi - April 16, 2009, 7:17 am
Bet you guys are all a bunch of fat computer geeks with no life.
Quinten Cornelius - January 2, 2009, 5:23 pm
Bet that's Michael Jackson...
Scorpio7 - December 21, 2008, 11:38 pm
Bet she doesn't give head...
eric - October 28, 2008, 3:16 am
Bet that's a mannequin
derk derk allah - October 23, 2008, 6:39 pm
Bet she's a muslim ninja in disguise.
pro - October 13, 2008, 6:09 am
Bet she has a moustache.
Highlord - September 24, 2008, 3:02 pm
Bet she is n**** behind all that


IT'S HARD TO TELL - whether or not these people are celebrating or rioting.


TAGS: riot muslim pistol gun violence islam celebration
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Kevin

Spangle - October 13, 2009, 5:18 pm
Iraq, that is it.
knowitall - August 5, 2009, 5:36 pm
those look like France's colors on the flag, maybe they're surrenduring?
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:15 am
spell check and basic grammar guidelines.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:14 am
Do you honestly believe Saddam never had WMDs? We know he did since he used them on Iran and his own people. The question is what did he do with them while the UN was f***ing off and not holding him accountable for his crimes. Also, you might want to use
hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:11 pm
hey mark we will never know where the aleged weapons of mass distruction are. Im in iraq now and I dont see any. may be they're up bushes a** right next to your head.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 12:38 pm
What's the matter AK? Does the truth hurt? We'll never know exactly how much money BHO got from the middle East via the internet. So now you can go piss off.
Purity - April 1, 2009, 1:23 am
When I see something like this, I always have to wonder why in the US when a lot of us have guns, why we don't take them to our rallies? Teach them to try and put us down with tear gas and ****. f***ing government lapdogs should stand up for us citizens.
Arrogant Knight - January 14, 2009, 10:14 am
Piss off, Mark.
Mark - January 14, 2009, 10:08 am
It's Novemeber 4, 2008 and they're celebrating their victory in electing a Muslim Socialist to the Presidency of the United States.
Fatty - December 18, 2008, 4:15 pm
They are celebrating a good job on the riot they just had


ISLAM - 5 Times a Day Or you Don't Get the 72 Virgins


TAGS: islam muslim bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.17/5

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rerun - October 12, 2010, 7:21 pm

see ya Viva
culos - October 12, 2010, 9:39 am
VivalaBendOver, have you noticed the dates the posters you comment on were created? We've moved on since then and have no need for Religion bashers. STFU or GTFO I guess...
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:13 am
VivaLaDumbAss, did you just come into OUR house and tell us to STFU? not a good idea. one more stupid outburst, and you'll known as will be VivaLaGone. take it over to Politifake.org if you want to voice your opinion.
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:05 am
we're on this site for a cheap laugh, not a religious debate so plz. . . just shut the f*ck up. . . all of you
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:04 am
all these stupid arguments are why my religious belief is D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F, terrorist muslim extremists are a minority amongs islam ppl. saying the acts of thousands is the acts of all is just a wee bit racist. WTFO is a hypocrite
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Did I mention that hermes is an ignorant ***k? Accepting the acts of thousands engaged in the "jihad" by pointing to the acts of a few. And by the way, when was the last time an abortion clinic was bombed? Just curious.
hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:26 pm
did i mention mark is an arogant JERK OFF?
Hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:24 pm
hey mark did you hear about the uncivilized a**holes blowing up family planing centers. they where christians you arrogant jerk off. we all have crazies in our religions.
dgbt - March 10, 2009, 6:07 pm
Christianity nor Islam did any of those things, it was crazy extremist a**holes that did them.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm sorry...should I have capitalized "idiot?"
Airman - March 10, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mark, you need to quit being so vague..
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:08 pm
And one other thing, you're an idiot.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:07 pm
barockeva - Read your own comment and then STFU. "In ye olden times." That was then and this is now. The plague-ridden corpses you refer to was a common practice used in siege warfare. Not quite the same as blowing up a peaceful market or police station
Airman - March 10, 2009, 4:54 pm
Christians do have to own up to "Jimmy Swigert".
barockeva - March 10, 2009, 4:52 pm
The christians did their jihad back in ye olden times. Only instead of suicide bombers they used plague-ridden corpses. Don't try to act like christianity is some innocent religion. It's done more then it's share of terrible things in the world.
Elder God Douchebag - February 4, 2009, 10:06 am
I'm working on it.
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:05 am
Yeah, why just the other day I read about a whole rash of Christian suicide bombers running around the Middle East. Oh wait, there AREN'T any of those are there?
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:44 am
Christianity is just as bad.
Jimbo - January 2, 2009, 10:45 pm
This would be the perfect place to test a new bomb of some sort. f*** islam.
spitfire111 - December 9, 2008, 1:07 am
dude, don't insult other people's religion just because you don't like it....
Narutarded - October 30, 2008, 8:06 pm
And if you do get the 72 virgins, they're all basement-dwelling mama's boys like Energy.


HAMAS - Keep having parades. It's maximizes the use of Israeli bombs.


TAGS: terrorists israel hamas palastine ass funny military muslim
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - December 1, 2009, 7:23 pm
I agree, if they would find the joy bacon can bring they'd be a less angry crowd.
Zed - December 1, 2009, 7:06 pm
More bacon, less hummus.
stenusmc - December 1, 2009, 7:03 pm
Hamas needs to eat more bacon.
KDP3 - September 16, 2009, 2:14 am
What happen to the homes of the Fatah members that where executed by Hamas? Just wondering
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:09 am
I dunno, believe it or not, some of your thoughts are valid, I just wish you were a little, a tad bit, open minded. Oh, and i troll your posts, and others, hoping to find common ground, again, believe it or not.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:07 am
Yes, and so have the Palestinians. Yet Israel says, Lets make Peace and then kicks out 500 families from homes theyve lived in for the last 50 years, throwing them and their belongings into the street to move in Jewish families. Look, listen, learn.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:03 am
BTW, what is your method for trolling all my posters? Are you trying to comment on all of them or have you found favorites? Have you found my early stuff listed as MADMSG, yet? Just wondering.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:01 am
I disagree. Israel has attempted to create peace multiple times and upheld cease-fires until attacked. They retaliate to terrorist attacks. They also attempt to minimize innocent casualties but it's hard when the terrorists hide among women and children.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:58 am
Israel is just as big of a terrorist organization as Hamas. Im not anti-semetic at all, but both sides are equally guilty in this fight.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 7:38 pm
When did it become bad to be a member of United Fence Builder's - Local 765?
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:23 pm
Hands down a 5.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:36 am
It's the thought that counts.
ThePirate - March 29, 2009, 12:35 am
5... tried to give it another 5.. denied


UNDERCOVER C.I.A. AGENT JASPER - Almost blew his cover.


TAGS: arab muslim islam redneck
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:54 pm
Bubba was never the brightest bulb in the family, but if it looked like a "rally", well then... Bubba was there.
Jmac0585 - June 5, 2009, 12:19 pm
TY - I saw that dude and thought, I am more arab than that guy. Ahhh... a spy! Sometimes it's best to hide in plain sight.
agdaniele - June 4, 2009, 8:11 pm
This picture was used years ago, but I have to admit, you one-upped it by far. Love it!


GROUND ZERO - Never pass up one of life's little opportunities


TAGS: war muslims opportunity
Rating: 2.94/5

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Scorpio7 - February 10, 2009, 6:59 pm
The problem with dropping an H-bomb on Mecca, is that very few Islamic terrorists GO to Mecca, and the reason is because the Imams have asked them NOT to go there.


NSFW - Rules are rules


TAGS: nsfw burka muslim woman
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

culos - March 7, 2011, 4:12 pm
every once in a while a newb stumbles on vintage material, perfect way to get it bumped out of the grave....
CpnKangaroo - March 7, 2011, 2:37 pm
didn't know people still commented on mine
Greeny - March 6, 2011, 11:26 am
That would be a hassle
culos - March 6, 2011, 10:37 am
KIT in mass production, I hope they have enough Hoffs to drive them
SteveOh - March 6, 2011, 7:36 am
they look like ninjas to me
David A - February 24, 2010, 11:28 am
I get the one in the back! She's h**!
R.S.Jake - February 23, 2010, 6:11 pm
What is this? Motifake Girls gone wild? Bunch of tramps!


OPPRESSION - What is the difference b/w Hijab and the dress of the nuns?


TAGS: muslim women nuns oppression hijab
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by roody

twill1962 - October 10, 2012, 10:22 am
CloudchaserS is correct. Women can CHOOSE to become a nun. Muslim women cannot choose not to wear the Hijab, unless they want to be brutaslly killed. Also, many nuns today do not wear the whimple, or head covering.
roody - May 10, 2012, 10:33 am
Thats USA! Not Afganistan.
CloudchaserS - May 6, 2012, 12:53 am
Most women who become nuns have a choice in whether or not they do so. Most Muslim women don't have a choice about being Muslim or leaving the faith.


IRONY - Irony Motifake does it


TAGS: irony muslim
Rating: 3.52/5

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NO BURKA FOR ME - Flys the most Badass plane Refuse to wear the abaya The profile shot, no hips!




.50 CAL - Dirtying your turban since 1986


TAGS: 50 cal gun muslim war
Rating: 2.49/5

More motifakes by Anakronos

Guy who knows what he is talking about - October 21, 2009, 8:45 pm
The Barrett M468 is just that an M4 with enhanced stopping power of a 6.8 round more punch but no where near a 50 cal so no your wrong
Sarge - July 30, 2009, 7:21 am
A 6.8mm with the stopping power of a .50 cal!? I got to get me one of those...
Sean - April 29, 2009, 9:00 pm
STOP SHOUTING ... I have a hangover.
LOLOLOL - April 29, 2009, 7:49 pm
HEY EVERYONE, GOOD NEWS THEY MADE A BARRET a**UALT RFLE IT KICKS a**!!! ITS CALLED THE BARRET M468 6.8 BULLET WITH THE ACCURACY OF THE M4 WITH THE STOPPING POWER OF A 50 CAL!!!! BARRET M468=ULTIMATE WIN!!!
Khatmonsuk - January 15, 2009, 11:16 am
.50 Cal - Way more badass than an AK-47
barockeva - January 7, 2009, 6:44 pm
Those guns have a little of kick, be careful!
spoofy - October 27, 2008, 12:47 am
arabs make me lol
true fifty - July 18, 2008, 9:38 pm
You should do a motifake search for "punt gun" :)


EMINEM -


TAGS: slim shady eminem
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 8:37 pm
this is funny and under rated 5L


EVERYBODY - Say 'Cheese!'


TAGS: smile muslim women
Rating: 2.54/5

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Ed-Hyde - October 8, 2009, 11:05 am
Duplicate, who lets these things through anyway?


DEJA-VU -


TAGS: nazism muslim
Rating: 2.18/5


COSMETIC AISLE OXYMORON -


TAGS: muslim burqua eyes
Rating: 4.38/5

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rerun - August 6, 2010, 10:15 pm

perhaps you should see the last 6 letters of this poster title, apply it to yourself when you return....in about 7 days
fred - August 6, 2010, 10:08 pm
Perhaps you should look up the definition of that word.


RELIGIOUS OR POLITICAL POSTERS - Your rating will be about 2.8 (unless it's really witty), 55% of the comments will be against you (regardless of your affiliation), and 85% will bemoan it's very existence. So, don't bother.


TAGS: barack barak obama republican democrat politic religion aethiest christian muslim jew hindu
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

boeweizer - March 5, 2010, 12:19 pm
thats donkeys second front leg looks like its 5th
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:28 pm
jmac put it perfectly... let's just have fun here!
Jmac0585 - October 2, 2009, 11:50 am
That is not a leg, my friend...
GodsWorshipMe - October 2, 2009, 11:31 am
that's great, but look at the 5th leg on that donkey!
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:50 pm
Why, Agd!
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:49 pm
I'd like to site the Numbers 12:3 exemption and point out I did NOT coin the phrase...
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:46 pm
Who else?
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:36 pm
The Corollary to the Principle did. There's at least three of us on board.
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:33 pm
It went from a principle to a movement? While I was sleeping? I am better than I thought...
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:27 pm
And that's just what it will be, the Jmac Principle Corollary Movement.
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:25 pm
You know, if just one person does it they may think he's really sick. And if two people do it, they may think they're both faggots. And three people do it, three, can you imagine? They may think it's a movement. - Arlo Guthrie


MUSLIM WOMEN - Some try to look like Robocop, only uncivilised




MUHAMMAD - The first man to ever act upon his love for ninjas.




SLIME TIME -




LAST FAMOUS WORDS -


TAGS: nazism muslim
Rating: 2.36/5
HAHA - April 20, 2009, 7:23 pm
He looks peacefull too me.
Ha - December 10, 2008, 10:58 pm
Hahahahahaha!! for some reason this comment made me laugh
Adam K - October 16, 2008, 8:56 am
Why is his ear talking?


BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - "You're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith" ABC News Interview 09/08/2008


TAGS: obama muslim hussein middle east
Rating: 1.73/5

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ILB - August 30, 2009, 6:51 pm
Cant stand the fact that he might actually do some good for this country, so they make up stuff and keep repeating old vitriol. sad and pathetic
Zed - July 2, 2009, 4:43 pm
Way to go in quoting a completely disproven FOX News mis-quote!


HUMANITY - None is on Display here!!


TAGS: humanity alcohol sharia muslim
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - November 8, 2012, 10:04 am
I see the green Mc GREGOR BOTTELS
Nissta - November 7, 2012, 8:53 pm
OH the waste of those 10, 12, 15 and 18 year old malt whiskies. Tis a shame to behold such a waste....
MashiMashi - November 4, 2012, 6:48 pm
Mind you opium is legal in those countries
crowe - November 3, 2012, 8:51 pm
looks like the anti-drinking stuff they do in other countries. but not sure. Tha't my guess. sad. 8-(
maoworks2 - November 3, 2012, 5:53 pm
What Is This ?


IDIOTS GUIDE TO HEAVEN -


TAGS: christian jew muslim aetheist heaven
Rating: 3.89/5

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Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 12:40 pm

aggy.....use small words dude...homer simpson style please. not sure whether to thank you or log off here and register you with NAMBLA....lol. ty...am trying.
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:37 pm
Impressive action, Reality. Most impressive. By giving constructive rejection reasons, we've made more timmys and crybabies by than I can recall banning.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 10:34 pm

i bow down.
GreyScorpion - June 29, 2010, 6:27 pm
you're welcome
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 5:18 pm

ty dude but i owe alot of it to the mod who rejected and gave me tips on the first. no idea who it was but sincerley...thank you.
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 5:12 pm
Good Work !


HAREMS - Like their beliefs, or not... The Arabs' are much, much better.


TAGS: fail owned harams africa muslim islam terrorist
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:04 pm
Why?


BARRAK HUSSEIN - Press the hidden button here to activate your hidden agenda visual disruption field


TAGS: obama muslim socalist leftist islam
Rating: 2.24/5

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Borp - July 6, 2009, 7:44 pm
Well, he's had time now and yeah, he's a f*** up to behold.
Toussaint - April 9, 2009, 8:30 am
Great poster
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 5:46 pm
****, give him a break. He hasn't even had time to live up to his position and propperly f*** up yet ^^
Barrack Obama - January 20, 2009, 5:58 am
That's not me, that's my twin brother Jim Osama Obama.
lulz - January 3, 2009, 8:02 am
Fail.


NINJAS - watch out 'ches, muslims have them




GROSS BUT TASTY -


TAGS: slugs slime cats food
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2014, 12:50 pm
Really? Then I have a feast for my felines.


BEAUTIFUL - Now, can someone please tell me where in HELL The FARMERS MARKET is!


TAGS: mosque islam muslim terrorists
Rating: 4.1/5

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440wakeup - September 1, 2011, 11:54 pm
Because old people are just older douche bags and they think they can get away with crap because they're older
WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 11:00 pm
why is Homeland frisking Grandma at the airport still, in stead of swarming this guys front lawn?
Brawler - May 11, 2011, 1:46 am
Timothy McVeighs homeplace?
Brawler - May 11, 2011, 1:46 am
Timothy McVeighs homeplace?


OBAMA FACTS -


TAGS: obama muslims
Rating: 3.36/5

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vihtori - December 21, 2009, 3:17 pm
why do racists still exist??? havent you died out yet? STOP hating muslims. ppl as dumb as this poster maker make me hate westerners and empathize with ppl who hate the US (for a VALID reason) instead of hating muslims for NO reason at all. it's 2009!
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 12:32 pm
Typo in first post -- percentages do*
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 12:31 pm
Besides, isn't the percentage what this thing is about to begin with?
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 12:31 pm
Actually, I think percentages does a fine job of getting the point across, because not all countries have the exact same population size as the US of A. Using percentages, everything's on an equal plane. Massive numbers distort.
bubba fett - October 25, 2009, 11:50 pm
looks like i may be moving to greenland
mrbombastic - September 21, 2009, 11:45 am
"If you actually took the number of Muslim Americans, we'd be one of the largest Muslim countries in the world." Translated: "We have the largest amount of ragheaded trash to take out."
Murer - August 30, 2009, 3:36 pm
Come talk when you find some NUMBERS.
Borp - July 24, 2009, 7:43 pm
Coincidentaly the location of the world's largest **** hole. Call it "The Allah Rule".
WTFO - June 6, 2009, 8:37 pm
Our POTUS (the master of twisting words) probably meant that the country is one of the largest by area, versus numbers. It's another "it depends on what the word 'is' is". quote.
jake - June 6, 2009, 4:20 pm
*hands LogicDude some pie*
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 1:55 pm
Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!
jake - June 6, 2009, 9:36 am
sorry, forgot to add that the lengthy quote below came from the U.S. Census Bureaus site. ALWAYS read the fine print as to where the sources come from...
jake - June 6, 2009, 9:33 am
further a**istance regarding religious information. Next, before we continue this lively debate, what is your definition of a Muslim country (as the Prez said 'one of the largest Muslim countries in the world.)? Then we can continue...
jake - June 6, 2009, 9:31 am
nor is the Census Bureau the source for information on religious affiliation. Some statistics on religion can be found in the Statistical Abstract of the United States, Section 1, Population. In addition, we do provide a list of contacts for (cont)
jake - June 6, 2009, 9:30 am
a mandatory basis; in some person or household surveys, however, the U.S. Census Bureau may collect information about religious practices, on a voluntary basis. Therefore, the U.S. Census Bureau is not the source for information on religion, (cont)
jake - June 6, 2009, 9:29 am
*reaches for the Gatorade and pie*, OK, first: The U.S. Census Bureau does not collect data on religious affiliation in its demographic surveys or decennial census. Public Law 94-521 prohibits us from asking a question on religious affiliation on (cont.)
moooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:09 pm
Yeah, but do they have pie?. Muslims would love some f***ing pie.
Fact Check Please - June 5, 2009, 7:16 pm
news outlets that initially ran with this story, your wrong plain and simple. Imagine that, someone on the internet is wrong. How can I sleep tonight?
Fact Check Please - June 5, 2009, 7:15 pm
fairly simple concept, no? There are multiple countries with 100% Muslim populations (other religions are forbidden), by your faulty logic 99% of Americans could be Muslim and still be a "non-Muslim" country. Face it, like CNN, MSNB, FOX, and the other
Fact Check Please - June 5, 2009, 7:13 pm
smaller sample size (25000ish). So your argument goes full circle to the proportion of the population which is not what Obama said, even though you have a fragment of the quote from his speach in your post. Number and proportion are not the same thing, a
Fact Check Please - June 5, 2009, 7:12 pm
One again your ability to not understand basic facts is amazing. The Census Bureau routinely collects religious identification information, just not in the normal Census (which you are obligated to answer). It uses a seperate phone survey instead with a
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:25 pm
Jake, you keep going at this pace and we'll have to get you some Gatorade!
jake - June 5, 2009, 6:22 pm
percentage of the U.S. population at 0.6% (or approx. 1.8 million out of 307 million). And in countries with a statistically significant Muslim population, the U.S. is still below the average. Still nothing on my suspected leanings? ;)
jake - June 5, 2009, 6:18 pm
The U.S. Census Bureau does NOT ask information about religon (http://www.census.gov/prod/www/religion.htm) and the latest CIA World Factbook (https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/us.html#People) puts the Muslim (cont.)
Fact Check Please - June 5, 2009, 4:51 pm
Technically, if its in the top 50%, its one of the largest. The 10,000,00 is projected based on the CIA numbers and growth rate for that population. Even using the very conservative Census.gov estimate of 2.3 million ranks the US in the top 25% by pop.
jake - June 5, 2009, 4:16 pm
(cont.) considered 'one of the largest'... however you are correct, I should not have used 'specious' when it is actually more of a 'sophistic' statement. BTW what political leaning do you suspect I have?
jake - June 5, 2009, 4:14 pm
Ah yes, the world of demographics... When the mean of the number of Muslims in a country is 2.2 million and the median is 6.1 million (based on the govt. source I could find), then even with 2 million Muslims, the U.S. falls below what could be (cont.)
Fact Check Please - June 5, 2009, 9:37 am
the US is still one of the largest Muslim nation on Earth. It is not, however, a Muslim majority nation, which is not what Obama said but what your post attributes him to have said. There is a huge difference, clowded, I suspect, by your political leaning
Fact Check Please - June 5, 2009, 9:35 am
These is nothing specious about them- welcome to the world of demography. The last US census was nearly 10 years ago. Who is and is not a Muslim (or Catholic, or Methodist)? None of this changes the error of your original post. Even at 2M muslim (cont)
jake - June 4, 2009, 5:35 pm
(cont.) 1.8 million Muslims in the U.S. Other groups (again think bias) put the figure ranging from 1.1 million to approx. 8 million. The Prez works for the govt. so he might want to use 'neutral' source. Nothing against Muslims, just specious quotes...
jake - June 4, 2009, 5:26 pm
Figures lie and liars figure as Twain said. The problems with demographic numbers is special interest groups always skew them one way or another (I would think that islamicweb.com 'might' be biased...). Only U.S. govt. figures I can find list (cont.)
Fact check please - June 4, 2009, 8:59 am
First, there are 203 soverign states on Earth, not 150. http://www.islamicweb.com/begin/population.htm Simply count the number of countries with muslim populations >10,000,000 and divide by 203. Of course trusting the numbers is always an issue, i
jake - June 4, 2009, 2:25 am
couldm't find a map with the numbers (lots of tables though...). However, have seen NOTHING that says we are in the top 10% based on Muslim population. Latest year I could find was 2007 and it put the US at 35 out of 150 (that's top 23% BTW)...
act check please - June 3, 2009, 11:56 pm
The US ranks in the top 10% of muslum countries- it has slightly less than 10,000,000 practicing muslims. The rank is between 18th and 22nd, depending on what year data you are using. "Number of" is not the same as percentage of- OP get a clue or a brain
Me - June 3, 2009, 10:25 pm
Percentages....they're not numbers...they're ratios...
Kdp3 - June 3, 2009, 7:27 pm
we would be in 38 place. btw new fact he said we are NOT a Christan nation
BoneCD - June 3, 2009, 6:51 pm
Not that I like Obama, and a great idea Jake...But your map is a percentage of the population of that country. Find a map with the # of Muslims and you'll be right on!


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